Jimmy. Jimmy Darling.

Now, you gotta promise to take good care of these guys. They mean a lot to me.

The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.

AHS: Freak Show…Monsters Among Us {pt1} Plays Cards Against Humanity

  • me: im so bored
  • me: i have nothing to do
  • me: i wish i had something to do
  • basic responsibilities: yo
  • me: not u
  • me: anyway
  • me: im so bored
  • me: i have nothing to do
  • *throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
  • me: BALLIN
  • me: BALL IS LIFE
  • me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
  • me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES

I’ll tell you who the monsters are!
                                The people outside this tent.

I mean how hard is it to get a couple drinks right, huh?

— In relation to anything Evan Peters does on AHS. 
THat should NOT turn me on